I Said So

You might be old if…

07/17/2012 - 12 comments

You are cruising along on your pink beach cruiser complete with wicker basket at about 3 MPH and you ride past someone who looks like this:

Hot Wheels

It was 100 degrees out.

She looked like she was walking a runway.

No sweat.

She was moving fast.

Hair like she just stepped out of a salon.

Adorable clothes.

Cool road bike with actual gears.

Makeup.

Jewelry.

After seeing her, I felt like this:

But my posture was much worse.

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  • Reply Lorie Shewbridge 08/20/2012 at 8:13 pm

    You crack me up… I feel like Ms. Gulch a lot of the time.
    BTW, I hate that woman in the first pickture – we need to poke her in the eye!

  • Reply Barbara Montag 07/25/2012 at 2:46 am

    That is just too funny – thanks for sharing!

  • Reply trisha 07/24/2012 at 2:36 pm

    did you take that picture? Its great!

  • Reply Mom on the Make 07/19/2012 at 10:02 am

    The contrasting pictures are too funny. I’m totally cracking up right now. :) Hopefully she was going for a really short ride to her neighbor’s house. That outfit is definitely not designed for a long bike ride. Of course, she doesn’t have kids with her. Who knows – maybe without my little ones in tow, I’d get all dolled up too and start cruising the town. :)

  • Reply Dee 07/19/2012 at 6:42 am

    And is that a little skirt she’s wearing? WHAT?!?!

  • Reply Paula @ Frosted Fingers 07/18/2012 at 10:39 am

    I can totally picture it. :) I might be laughing just a little

    • Reply Kim 07/18/2012 at 6:57 pm

      thanks LOL

  • Reply Mandi 07/18/2012 at 10:24 am

    Okay, that’s a bit much for riding a bike.

    • Reply Kim 07/18/2012 at 10:44 am

      I know but it made me feel so frumpy and old.

  • Reply Joy Williams 07/18/2012 at 7:07 am

    Where was she going? I would smell so bad after workign out, id feel uncomfortable looking that good and stinking!

  • Reply Terri K (@tkharmonic) 07/18/2012 at 4:57 am

    I know I’m old, because I can’t imagine riding a bike in a miniskirt and flip flops. On second though, I wouldn’t have done that as a teenager, so I’ve always been old.

    • Reply Kim 07/18/2012 at 6:58 pm

      Me either but it still made me feel like the wicked witch LOL