You are cruising along on your pink beach cruiser complete with wicker basket at about 3 MPH and you ride past someone who looks like this:
It was 100 degrees out.
She looked like she was walking a runway.
No sweat.
She was moving fast.
Hair like she just stepped out of a salon.
Adorable clothes.
Cool road bike with actual gears.
Makeup.
Jewelry.
After seeing her, I felt like this:
But my posture was much worse.
About Kimberly Grabinski
You crack me up… I feel like Ms. Gulch a lot of the time.
BTW, I hate that woman in the first pickture – we need to poke her in the eye!
That is just too funny – thanks for sharing!
did you take that picture? Its great!
The contrasting pictures are too funny. I’m totally cracking up right now. :) Hopefully she was going for a really short ride to her neighbor’s house. That outfit is definitely not designed for a long bike ride. Of course, she doesn’t have kids with her. Who knows – maybe without my little ones in tow, I’d get all dolled up too and start cruising the town. :)
And is that a little skirt she’s wearing? WHAT?!?!
I can totally picture it. :) I might be laughing just a little
thanks LOL
Okay, that’s a bit much for riding a bike.
I know but it made me feel so frumpy and old.
Where was she going? I would smell so bad after workign out, id feel uncomfortable looking that good and stinking!
I know I’m old, because I can’t imagine riding a bike in a miniskirt and flip flops. On second though, I wouldn’t have done that as a teenager, so I’ve always been old.
Me either but it still made me feel like the wicked witch LOL