My sweet adorable daughter…
You’ve seen her.
Yes, this is her….
Performing her latest trick. Making me spit my food out because she keeps making these faces.
So anyway, today we were sitting on the floor in the living room. She was climbing on me while chewing on a big plastic letter…I think it was “u”. Anyway, she sat there staring at me while she was chewing on the big letter, and then she just held her arm arm like she was giving it to me, only she didn’t want me to take it, she wanted me to chew on it.
Has she seen her own slobber lately? Does anyone remember “fuzz is not food”?
Well, she kept holding it right in front of my face.
And she was cooing.
And she was smiling.
And she was so generously offering to allow me to share in her gross, disgusting slobber.
So you know what I did?
I wiped it off first…ok, I’m kidding…that didn’t occur to me…I humored her and chewed on it, baby slobber and all.
And then you know what happened. She made me do it again.