The sounds of naptime and THE BIG question gets answered.

When the two year old won’t nap…

“hoohoo heehee haahaa” (monkey noises)
“robot”
“robot”
“robot”
“mommy”
“ow”
“eat it Dora”
“eat it Dora”
“piggy toes”
“toes”
“piggy toes”
“nap. time.”
“this way, sock”
“why mommy?”
“ok mommy”
“yes!”
“all gone”
“hehehehehe” (giggles)
“doggies”
“goldfish”
“Simon”
“thank you mommy”
“hug me Jacob”
“hug me Jacob”
“hehehehehe” (giggles)
“Max. Ruby.”
“walk, walk, walk”
“ewwwww”
“hoohoo heehee haahaa” (monkey noises)
“hurry up, hurry up, hurry up”
“woah woah”
“bunny mommy, bunny”
“bunny mommy”
“duck duck goose”
“elephant”
“duck duck goose”
“Simon”
“duck duck goose”
“ten”
“two”
“three”
“four”
“five”
“six”
“seven”
“seven”
“seven”
“seven”
“be careful”
“be careful”
“walk grandmas”
“walk grandmas”
“grandma come in”
“grandma”
“out, mommy.  out”
“garbage”
“Jacob”
“garbage”
“throw away”
“mommy out, out, out”
“mommy out”
“goo goo gaa gaa”
“goo goo gaa gaa”

There was plenty of stuff in between that I couldn’t understand.

She never did fall asleep.

But at least I spent the last hour or so being entertained…

And I finally have the answer to my question!

Abby just walked past me and I asked “what’s that smell?”

She stopped, looked at me, and said “poop.”

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