It’s better to drink wine than water

This is a little crude.

But funny.

I received this in an email from my mom of all people.

She got it from my aunt.

I know my husband would use this as rationale to support drinking beer.

I think I might do the same to support my wine habit.

Enjoy this funny about wine:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who don’t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

Chat With Me

    Leave a Reply

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  1. says

    As Abraham Lincoln said “The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine.”

    Germ theory came way after Franklin.

  2. says

    So it’s better to get cirrhosis of the liver and be a drunk than drink the water the human body needs to live because Ben Franklin said, oh, 300 years ago that water has bacteria in? Back when they knew NOTHING of purification and still shit and bathed in the same water they drank?

    I know you, Felipe, LOVED reading that. Gotten anymore free booze lately? LMAO