Who doesn’t love a fortune cookie?
I mean you get a tasty treat and a profound message to go a long with it.
Whether or not you believe in the Chinese tradition of fortunes, it’s fun to pop open a fortune cookie and read what is inside.
Sometimes I get really good fortunes that I put in my wallet and save to see if they come true. Other times they are really stupid.
But sometimes, fortunes cookies contain messages that are downright funny.
Take a look at some funny fortune cookie quotes:
Have you ever gotten a funny fortune in a fortune cookie?
oops, wrong cookie =)
I’ve gotten the “You look pretty” one before. One of my friend’s got one that said “it tastes sweet”
I got a fortune cookie that said “What is hidden in an empty?”
um….. nothing? air?
what kind of fortune is that?
Those are cute! I haven’t had a fortune cookie in forever.
Bill doesn’t like Chinese food so we don’t go out for it, when I want it I’ll get some of the new frozen dinners for myself and they don’t come with cookies. =(
I don’t remember any funny ones.
Thanks for sharing these, they made me smile.
Once long ago I got a fortune cookie message that read:” Help, I’ve been kidnapped in a Chinese cookie factory!” Later I found out that a friend was playing a joke on me! SICK!!!!!
”What doesn’t kill you, makes you stranger”
No, that’s not a typo: it really says stranger, not stronger.