He stood at the door, his back to me. I stood behind him. My hand was shaking as I held it out, standing perfectly still waiting for the right moment. I grasped the trigger and pulled slightly, just barely. Ready. It was hard to stand so still. Not make a sound. Every nerve in my [...]
English Bulldog living the American dream
This dog cracked me up. Watching her shows like she owns the place. I lost it when she turned and looked at the camera and was like “what, it’s my turn to control the remote.” She was probably thinking, “go lay down and quit bothering me.” These dogs remind me of grumpy monkeys because of [...]
I think this was payback for something I did as a child.
Universal Studios Free Photo Booth
I saw this on Leno tonight….I laughed so hard I cried. I want that job…the lady who voices the booth. That has to be the best job ever.
Cheated! I never got a Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear…

Do you remember Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear? Do you still have yours? If you answered yes, you are delusional, but Pixar is brilliant for creating this commercial to introduce a NEW character to the Toy Story franchise. The past toy story movies have incorporated CLASSIC toys into the animated films, but in Toy Story 3 due out [...]
Worst parking job ever!
These are funny…some parking FAIL videos. Crappy drivers unite!
20 things I never thought I’d say…
Cheetos commercial, snoring airplane neighbor
This commercial CRACKS ME UP every time I see it.





















